🚫 Don’t drive one. Still smarter than the people keying them.
This collection is for the real ones — the thinkers, the memers, the freedom-lovers — who don’t need to own a Tesla to know vandalizing one is peak clown behavior.
These magnets let you roll up in a Corolla, truck, or tricycle and still declare: "I stand with Elon. I stand with D.O.G.E. I stand with Tesla." Because watching people rage at innovation is a little embarrassing for all of us.
🧲 Designed for bumpers, toolboxes, or your neighbor’s Prius 💡 A quiet middle finger — wrapped in logic and magnetized plastic
No Tesla? No problem. You’ve got taste.
Care instructions - Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.
